What You'll Get
Much like the sale of sardines at movie-theatre concession stands, the popularity of laser hair-removal treatments is evidence that most people secretly long to be dolphins. Get smooth and sleek with today's deal: for $99, you get three laser hair-removal treatments at Dr. Bonnett Cosmetic Care in Woodstock (up to a $405 value).
Armed with a turbo-charged laser cannon, Jennifer Bonnet, M.D.'s fuzz-busting staff fries unwanted follicles with a zap of infrared light that zeroes in on the melanin at each hair's root. Since this non-invasive treatment only affects actively growing hair, patients will need to return for six to eight total treatments before a region is totally bare, after which they'll be free of criminal body fur forever. Some patients experience sunburn-like sensitivity immediately after each treatment, so make sure to wear loose-fitting, comfortable clothes to your appointment. This Groupon is good for treatments on the upper lip and chin ($125; prices given throughout reflect individual treatments), underarms ($115), bikini/Brazilian ($135), full face ($135), back of neck ($90), hands ($65), feet ($65), or abdomen ($70).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 20, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2/person, 2 add'l as gifts. Valid only for upper lip & chin, underarms, bikini/Brazilian, full face, back of neck, pair of hands or feet, or abdomen. By app't only. 16+ years old. Must schedule complimentary consultation prior to 1st session. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.