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What You'll Get
Like the missing jigsaw in a 1,000-piece puzzle, a single misplaced spinal vertebra can ruin one's day, then appear weeks later in the dog's poop. Keep your body organized with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get two visits with Dr. Chad Keeney at Keeney Healthcare Center on Sheridan Road, including an exam, an x-ray (if necessary), and a 30-minute massage (a $211 total value).
With years of experience in chiropractic care and wellness, Dr. Chad Keeney observes the whole person before recommending necessary adjustments that treat the underlying causes of a variety of pains, including back pain, headaches, sciatica, scoliosis, pinched nerves, PMS, fibromyalgia, and suspense-related spine tingles. To ensure high-quality service, the Keeney Healthcare Center uses ultramodern chiropractic technology, techniques, and spinal-column-soothing drum 'n' bass techno music.
Single patients, or two half-patients stacked on top of each other under a trench coat, can take the first steps toward preventing future pain with two visits to Dr. Keeney’s office, which comes complete with chiropractic exam ($90) and adjustment ($51), x-rays ($40), and a stress-relieving 30-minute massage ($30). While x-rays are only administered to patients with potentially serious conditions such as a rogue 34th vertebrae, every client can enjoy the benefits of a relaxing massage, which include pain relief, increased range of motion, and enhanced fire-eating ability.
After Dr. Keeney completes his chiropractic investigations, aching musculoskeletal systems will experience a glorious awakening that mankind has not achieved since last week’s cafeteria food fight. Treat yourself to a little chiropractic TLC with today's Groupon to Keenery Healthcare Center, and start your battered back on the road to recovery after the cruise ship's captain had you flogged for mutiny.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 1, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. New patients only. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Keeney Healthcare Center
Doctor of Chiropractic Breck Kasbaum addresses the underlying causes of his clients’ discomfort to help their bodies reach optimal functionality. His chiropractic adjustments restore the body to its ideal alignment, and the corrective exercises he teaches further improve the effectiveness of those spinal adjustments. In addition, nutrition counseling and massage therapy help Kasbaum’s clients feel healthy, and lifestyle advice services help them avoid illness more effectively than going through life trapped inside a giant hamster ball.