What You'll Get
Like the missing jigsaw in a 1,000-piece puzzle, a single misplaced spinal vertebra can ruin one's day, then appear weeks later in the dog's food. Keep your body organized with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get two visits with Dr. Chad Keeney at Keeney Healthcare Center on Sheridan Road, which includes a one-hour massage, an exam, and x-rays (if necessary) (up to a $371 value).
With years of experience in chiropractic care and wellness, Dr. Chad Keeney observes the whole person before recommending necessary adjustments that treat the underlying causes of a variety of maladies, such as back pain, headaches, sciatica, scoliosis, pinched nerves, PMS, fibromyalgia, and spine tingles from watching baseball slugger Mark McGwire cook flank steak.
The first visit comes complete with a chiropractic exam ($110) and alignment, x-rays ($40), a stress-relieving one-hour massage ($60), and a follow-up visit ($161). While x-rays are only administered to patients with potentially serious conditions, every client can enjoy the benefits of a relaxing massage, which include pain relief and increased range of motion.
To ensure high-quality service, the Keeney Healthcare Center uses ultramodern chiropractic technology, techniques, and spinal-column-soothing whale sounds performed by cooing babies.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 30, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Keeney Healthcare Center
Doctor of Chiropractic Chad Keeney addresses the underlying causes of his clients’ discomfort to help their bodies reach optimal functionality. His chiropractic adjustments restore the body to its ideal alignment, and the corrective exercises he teaches further improve the effectiveness of those spinal adjustments. In addition, nutrition counseling and massage therapy help Keeney’s clients feel healthy, and lifestyle advice services help them avoid illness more effectively than going through life trapped inside a giant hamster ball.