What You'll Get
Like glaciers, teeth slowly, yet surely shift in place and frequently contain frozen cavemen inside them. Realign your drifting dentata with today’s Groupon: for $59, you get an initial Invisalign examination (a $385 value), plus $1,000 to put toward the full double-arch teeth-straightening treatment.
Invisalign straightens crooked chompers through a combination of highly advanced 3-D computer graphics and the eldritch magicks of good old-fashioned orthodontia. The Invisalign process eschews cumbersome braces for clear, removable aligners that are virtually invisible to the unclothed eye. An initial exam—including x-rays, photos, and impressions of your mouth terrain ($385)—will pave the way for a regimen of these calibrated teeth sheaths, which will slowly pull your walnut crackers back into perfect alignment. These aligners are only removed when eating, brushing, flossing, or modeling a finely clenched jaw. Depending on the client’s teeth, as few as 12 or as many as 48 separate aligners will need to be worn over a period of six to 15 months before the straightening effect finally becomes visible with a puff of pink smoke and confetti. The total cost of an Invisalign treatment varies with each customer (it can run anywhere from $4,500 to $7,200).
Dr. Peritore has been practicing dentistry and elaborate secret handshakes in the Brooklyn area for 24 years. His friendly, accommodating staff makes clients feel welcome, relaxed, and fully informed. Call to schedule your appointment and to ask any questions not covered in the Invisalign FAQ.
Only valid for new patients or patients that have not visited in the past two years. Discount of $1,000 only applies to double-arch treatment.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 19, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By app't only. 72-business-hour cancellation policy. Valid for new patients and returning patients who have not visited in the past 2 years. $1000 credit only valid toward full double-arch service. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.