Transporting loads of foodstuffs and sugar snacks over pearly cobblestone mouth roads can result in potholes and bridge problems. Maintain your digestive highway with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a dental consultation including intra-oral photographs (a $55 value), periodontal exam (a $90 value), adult preventative cleaning (a $75 value), and full-mouth x-rays (a $105 value), plus $50 toward a future visit at Dr. Gallagher & Associates. This Groupon can only be used for adults.

The tooth wizards at Dr. Gallagher & Associates make patient comfort a high priority, ensuring a smooth ride for patients as their chompers sparkle under high-tech lights and lenses. The mouth's day at the spa begins with a dental consultation in which patients recount their oral history around a ceremonial fire with visuals from intra-oral photographs. Next, ivories and gums get a thorough going-over during a periodontal exam, followed by detailed full-mouth x-rays, which allow Dr. Gallagher a clearer picture of dental health. After the incisor fashion shoot, a hygienist carefully cleans teeth, flossing, scrubbing, and polishing surfaces until they reflect rainbows.

Open on evenings and Saturdays, the clinic can accommodate clients whose molars work 9-to-5 jobs. During visits, Dr. Gallagher and company lavish attention on guests, proffering bottled water, blankets, neck pillows, and headsets to those who occupy the dental chair. Groupon holders also receive a $50 credit toward a future appointment, with arrival by time machine strictly optional.