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September 10, 2012
What You'll Get
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If your eyes are the windows to your soul, your teeth are the white-picket fence-posts that protect the soul from oversized bites of taffy. Strengthen your defenses against attacks on the soul with today's Groupon to clean and healthy teeth. For $79, you’ll get an exam, cleaning, and x-rays from Jarrod Campbell, DDS, a $341 value. It's a perfect gift for anyone without dental insurance. A graduate of the University of Texas Health Science Center, Dr. Campbell is fully trained to perfect your pearly whites. His centrally located office uses the latest technology and received excellent marks for cleanliness from HealthGraders.
Your visit starts with an hour-long exam, which includes tooth charting, laser cavity detection, oral-cancer screening, temporomandibular joint exam, smile analysis, and soft gum tissue exam. A digital panoramic radiograph and four bitewing radiographs are also included. For the next hour, a hygienist will clean your teeth, removing plaque to prevent cavities and gum disease. You can choose whether to do both stages at once for a two-hour appointment or to split them between two visits. You'll leave with teeth so squeaky clean that spinach will slide right over those crevices in which it normally hides and Milk Duds will be repelled from your molars by a force field of spotless shine.
By improving mouth health, you can improve overall health; research suggests a link between periodontal diseases and other chronic conditions, including diabetes, cardiovascular disease, and Alzheimer's. A cleaning might not cure brain fever or hammer toes, but broken fillings and cavities can't hide from Dr. Campbell’s expert eye. If you lay in bed at night fearing the piercing pain of a future cavity, let Dr. Campbell check it out so you can sleep easy with a clean bill of health and nip dental disaster in the bud.
Dr. Oogle reviewers give Dr. Campbell four-star ratings for service, painlessness, and results:
Have You Been Flossing?
These four words haunt every tooth-owning American, from those who partake in regular cleanings, to those who have avoided dentists for years. No one wants to feel like they've let their dentist down, but if you haven't flossed since Y2K was a legitimate threat, here are a few excuses you can borrow so you can get the white lies out of the way and move on to the white teeth.
- Strict mime school only permits invisible floss.
- Community floss supply only thing holding that dam together.
- Cool kids consistently picked you last for flossing team, spent most of time on the bench.
- Flossing schedule derailed when inter-dimensional being known as The Beyonder forced you to participate in an intergalactic Secret War, hence your cool new black costume.
- Floss? Floss? I suppose floss is going to pay the cable bill and take the garbage out?
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 10, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Additional x-rays may be necessary for additional charge, restrictions may apply to patients with periodontal disease. New patients only. Limit 1 per person, may buy up to 3 more as gifts. Not valid with other offers. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.