If your eyes are the windows to your soul, your teeth are the white picket fence that protects the soul from oversized bites of taffy. Strengthen your defenses against attacks on the soul with today's Groupon to clean and healthy teeth: for $99, you get a professional teeth-whitening system (a $390 value) from Dr. K. Michael Murphy & Associates on Charles Street. This Groupon requires two separate appointments.

At Dr. K. Michael Murphy & Associates, talented and helpful dentists and staff work together to ensure that clients keep their mouth pearls shiny with the Perfecta REV! teeth-whitening system. During the first visit, an impression is made of the customer’s teeth in order to fashion the customized bleaching trays. The second visit allows the dentist to make sure that the trays fit properly and to offer detailed instructions for applying the water-based whitening gel, which comes in a syringe whittled from the ivory incisor of a great white shark. A refreshing rinse and whitening toothpaste are also included.

The whitening process only requires 15 minutes a day for about two weeks and produces results that flash brightly enough to temporarily blind strangers long enough to stuff pancakes into their pockets without them noticing. Refills, if needed, can be purchased for $29. Call ahead to book your appointment at the dental shop that whitens what needs to be white while maintaining a healthy relationship with green.

New patients only. Treatment may vary depending on medical condition.

Reviews

Dr. K. Michael Murphy & Associates won Best Dentists 2006 from City Paper and was named in the Top Dentists 2010 list by Baltimore magazine.

Customer Reviews