What You'll Get
If your eyes are the windows to your soul, your teeth are the white picket fence that protects your soul from oversized bites of taffy. Strengthen your defenses against attacks on your soul with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a dental checkup from Dr. Kent Botsford in Fond du Lac (a $199 value). The checkup includes:
• A dental exam (a $75 value)
• Teeth cleaning (a $71 value)
• Digital x-rays (a $53 value)
Over the past 31 years, Dr. Botsford has cosseted teeth with thorough dental exams and cleansed choppers with extensive cleaning regimes. A careful assessment scrutinizes gums and teeth, as the dentist scavenges for improper alignment and quizzes molars on GRE vocab. Mouth stalagmites and stalactites endure a vigorous washing and cleaning to clear out hard-to-reach gunk and freshen breath for inoffensive pinwheel blowing. The office's digital x-ray machines take picture-perfect instant snapshots of chompers and roots, sans the heightened radiation and wait time of traditional x-ray devices. Though not included in this Groupon, nervous dentist-goers can opt for an oral sedative for a relaxed experience free of anxious jitters and accidental biting. Dr. Botsford is offering $200 off conscious sedation for treatments over $500.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 27, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Not valid toward periodontal cleaning. Services are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.