What You'll Get
Yellowed teeth are not only unattractive, they're also likely to be mistaken for a brick-paved footpath by scarecrows, tin men, and ruby-shoed farm girls. Save your chompers from stomping with today's Groupon: for $145, you get a 90-minute teeth-whitening treatment (a $600 value) at the office of Dr. Kent C. Scott on James Island.
Dr. Scott performs professional dental services in an environment that puts personal comforts at a premium. Brighten your bite bones between two and 10 shades with a session of Venus whitening, a 90-minute treatment that simulates the aesthetic effect of fitting each tooth with its own tiny wedding veil, without the expense of buying bridesmaid dresses for the tonsils and tongue. As patients enter Dr. Scott's tooth temple, they're bestowed with a bottle of water or a cup of coffee, which they can use for drinking or for washing their pets, and serenaded with satellite radio, which is piped throughout the entire office. Each visit also includes a complimentary spa-like hand treatment, as well as warming mitts to keep phalanges comfortably snuggled even when they're not being actively pampered.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 25, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hr. cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Valid only for natural teeth. Not valid for crowns or fillings. Must be 18 or older. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.