Like bifocals, pacemakers, bidets, and the concept of liberty, the Philly cheesesteak was either invented by Benjamin Franklin or successfully stolen from the French by him. Feast on a definitively American meal with today’s Groupon: for $9, you get a cheesesteak and wing dinner for two at Dr. Lou’s Place in Roebling (a $19 total value). The dinner includes:

• Two cheesesteak sandwiches served with fries (a $5.50 value each)
• Twelve wings (an $8 value)

Dr. Lou’s Place offers hungry diners a menu full of reliably delicious, hearty American fare. Today’s deal lets a three-legged race team prep for a competition with a pair of cheesesteak sandwiches served with fries—an edible manifestation of brotherly love. Twelve wings can be evenly divided among eaters or saved for Thanksgiving in case a Mayan-predicted turkey shortage occurs. In addition to live entertainment and a dedicated staff, Dr. Lou’s also features an ice-cream window and an open stage policy that lets local guitar handlers try their hand at axe shredding with a chicken wing instead of a guitar pick.