Humans maintain their bodies for the same reasons they maintain their houses: to keep the neighbors friendly and to disguise the fact that an alien lives inside them. Keep up the charade with today's Groupon: for $35, you get one Endermologie cellulite treatment from Dr. Marlowe's Weight Loss Institute (a $75 value).
Dr. Marlowe and his team of bulge-busters aim to tame cellulite with FDA-approved, non-invasive technology. During the 35 minute Endermologie treatment, a specialized massage machine combs target areas with a vacuum suction device, which creates folds in the fatty layers and stretches the tissue to break up cellulite like parents break up a midnight viewing of Citizen Kane during their child's slumber party. Along with easing out cellulite, the non-invasive procedure can also improve circulation and relieve lingering muscle pain. Treatments may cause minor bruising and are recommended twice a week for extended periods before results become visible.
Dr. Marlowe's Weight Loss Institute
Inspired by his own journey through weight loss, Thomas Marlowe, MD, practices bariatric medicine at his Weight Loss Institute, where he boasts a weight-loss success-rate of 88.7%. He welcomes patients in for initial consultations that include a full physical and review, discussing diet history, eating habits, and exercise routines. After analyzing lab tests, Dr. Marlowe then considers a variety of weight-loss medications before offering a personalized prescription. These medications are then coupled with a nutritional plan and recommended exercises to help patients reach their weight-loss goals.
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Charlotte, North Carolina 28204