The Tooth Fairy is a burglarizing fetishist specializing in black-market ivory trade, and she must be stopped. Today’s Groupon helps keep teeth in mouths and out of the hands of maniacal, winged phantasms: for $59, you get a dental exam, basic cleaning, consultation, and x-rays at Dr. Marsack, D.D.S. (a $238 value).
Dr. Glen J. Marsack and his staff provide patients with personal, vigilant treatments to ensure long-lasting dental health. Spruce up your teeth for spring with a preliminary exam to check teeth and soft tissue for signs of decay, stain buildup, and crude-oil deposits. Full mouth x-rays reveal the innermost secrets of molars and jaws, allowing staff to check for hiding cavities and loose change before diving into the ivory scrub-down. The basic cleaning scrapes plaque and tartar from teeth, which are then polished and buffed, summoning enough chomper courage to face office-directory photo day. A consultation with Dr. Marsack gives teeth a final once-over and patients a chance to ask questions before being sent on their merry way, armed with a stunning smile and coveted dentist-office glow.
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