Unlike a reddened face, a blackened eye, or a multicolored pair of antennae, whitened teeth can lead to improved social status. Color yourself confident with today's Groupon: for $139, you get an in-office Zoom2 teeth whitening at Morris and Jeftić Dentistry in Turnersville (a $495 value).

The friendly team at the office of Jeannette M. Morris, DDS, and Marko Jeftić, DMD, brighten teeth with in-office Zoom2 Whitening sessions that take just over an hour. Fang furbishers protect gums' soft tissue with a protective gel before applying a bleaching agent to the teeth. A special light activates the whitening solution while also illuminating glow-in-the-dark uvula tattoos. After treatment, mouth pearls gleam up to eight shades whiter, and clients return home with bleaching trays that can help touch up teeth or heighten their shine. Staff polishes all tools at a state-of-the-art sterilization center to get implements as sanitary as Mr. Clean's knock-knock jokes, and throughout treatment, DVD players pipe entertainment to patients’ eyes and ears.