What You'll Get
With age comes wisdom, but with wisdom comes people asking you to proofread their dissertation papers on The Matrix. Keep mind-moochers at bay with today's Groupon: for $999, you get a bilateral upper-eyelid lift by board-certified Dr. Noel S. Tenenbaum at Noel S. Tenenbaum, M.D. Plastic & Reconstructive Surgery in Palm Harbor (up to a $3,200 value).
Board-certified Dr. Noel S. Tenenbaum tightens puffy and droopy skin around aging eyes with outpatient bilateral upper-eyelid lifts, known as blepharoplasty. Once the patient is comfortably numb under local anesthesia, the doc begins the one- to three-hour treatment by gently making incisions along the lid’s natural crease, which helps to mask any scarring. Excess fat, skin, and muscle are then carefully plucked from puffy lids before open incisions are expertly closed with fine sutures sewn by Cinderella’s mice. Posttreatment peepers are sheathed with a lubrication and bandage dressing as clients return home to rest with their head elevated for several days. Though sutures can be removed two days to a week after the surgery, patients may experience temporary bruising, swelling, and eyelash tantrums before upper lids reveal their more youthful, taut appearance.
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The Fine Print
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About Dr. Noel Tenenbaum
Dr. Noel Tenenbaum strives to coalesce his extensive experience as a plastic surgeon with top-of-the-line patient care. He personalizes each procedure to the envisioned result of the clients, whether they seek younger-looking eyes, a flatter tummy, or a more candy-flavored thumb. He also offers breast augmentation, with both silicone and saline implants. Dr. Tenenbaum's practice is the only one in the area to offer SmartLipo Triplex, a laser-assisted office-based procedure that non-invasively evicts fat and requires zero downtime. Other non-invasive procedures—chemical peels, dermal fillers, and Dysport injections—round out the clinic's repertoire.