What You'll Get
Achieving a svelte figure once required steadfast dieting, grueling exercise, and a concave mirror. Slim up through modern technology with today's Groupon: for $999, you get a Tickle Lipo treatment for the love handles from Otoniel Huertas, M.D. (a $2,500 value).
Board-certified physician Dr. Otoniel Huertas invokes extensive training and modern technology to curtail excess curves and refine physiques of every kind. Named for the chuckle-inducing sensation produced by the treatment, Tickle Lipo uses a specially vibrating tube to glide through fatty tissues to remove superfluous padding and forge a more svelte stature. After a medical consultation to determine eligibility, clients will undergo a one- to two-hour in-office treatment requiring only tiny incisions. The combination of local anesthesia and ticklish vibration diminishes pain, just as the combination of the Klingon language and green face paint diminishes one's likelihood of jury-duty selection. Love handles dwindle after treatment, with results realized over the following week and accompanied by minimal downtime to return newly beautified bodies to their daily routines.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 1, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Subject to initial medical consultation. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.