What You'll Get
Only the most deserving species receive teeth, which explains the bare-mouthed lives of the morally-dubious duck and hard-drinking turtle. Polish your ethically superior chompers with today's deal: for $149, you get a 60-minute, in-office teeth whitening treatment (a $400 value) at Manakin Sabot Family & Cosmetic Dentistry in Manakin Sabot.
Manakin Sabot Family & Cosmetic Dentistry is overseen by the highly trained and certified gaze of Dentist Dr. Peter Murchie. The 60-minute teeth whitening process is available to restore the sheen dulled by caffeine, tobacco, and motorcycling through fields of mulberry trees, without resorting to the abrasive whitening substances offered in many dental offices. The simple, effective treatment uses the Opalescence Boost whitening system to blast away color and stains, without bothersome heat or ultraviolet rays of a cantankerous bubble machine. Instead of being hassled for the size of your canines by taking mouth molds, the Opalescence treatment uses a topical serum that is fortified with potassium nitrate and fluoride to boost cavity protection and complete the cycle of dental domination.
Visitors will benefit from professional-grade whitening materials applied by the skilled human hands of Dr. Murchie and his dental squadron, all perched within the state-of-the-art, sterile, and comfortable confines of his dental practice. The friendly dentist's bicuspid-bleaching skills expertly construct radiant smiles that grab the attention of jealous basset hounds and itinerant teeth paparazzi. Sparkling ivories not only act as solar panels to charge your self-confidence, but also are worth more money in black-market tooth-fairy auctions.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 23, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Limit 1 per visit. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.