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Over the past three years, a certified panel of peers has upheld their vote for Dr. Roberta Garceau, awarding her the honor of being a Windsor top dentist. Alongside her coterie of caring dental assistants, Dr. Garceau polishes pearly whites and provides valuable insight into future maintainence practices. During the preliminary exam, prospective pure-mouths can voice concerns about their teeth and gums, thereby solidifying the staff-patient bond. Postconsultation, skilled assistants arm themselves with the Sapphire Plasma Arc Curing Light, a DenMat-designed tool that can shift teeth multiple shades in about an hour's time. And, like most paper-clip-pyramid contests, the entire procedure takes place in office and is completely exempt from the rules of gravity.

Reviews

There are few online reviews for Dr. Roberta Garceau, but a panel of peers has voted her a Windsor top dentist for each of the past three years.