Advances in cosmetic procedures have created many new careers for ageless witches, who were once relegated to selling sleep-inducing apples. Rouse drowsy dermises with today’s Groupon: for $99, you get 20 units of BOTOX (a $200 value) from Dr. Semone Rochlin, a board-certified general surgeon specializing in cosmetic and reconstructive surgical procedures. Before receiving any BOTOX, you will meet with Dr. Rochlin for a thorough consultation to determine if the treatment is right for you; a full refund will be issued if you are not approved.
As skin and facial muscles age, they thin, lose elasticity, and begin to retain unsightly wrinkles. BOTOX can help soften the appearance of fine lines and squiggles, ensuring one's at-rest expression won't be misinterpreted as anger, anxiety, fear, fatigue, sadness, or mockery of a much older sibling. BOTOX injections tackle wrinkles at their source by temporarily paralyzing the underlying muscles, preventing them from contracting and creating a smoother finish. Results can develop over 1–7 days and last for approximately up to 3–6 months. Purchase up to two Groupons to tackle twice the treatment area or to extend the life of your crumple-free countenance.
- Dr. Rochlin is like being with a friend. She is warm and friendly and an expert in her field. Vitals reviewer on 7/9/2010
- Dr. Rochlin took the time to listen to my concerns, outline the surgical plan and explain all aspects of the procedures and recovery. She's a skilled surgeon as well as compassionate individual. would highly recommend. – Vitals reviewer on 5/22/2010