Like glaciers and tectonic plates, teeth are slowly yet surely on the move as they attempt to turn their host’s mouth into frozen tundra and then rip it apart like a bite-size Pangaea. Defeat devious teeth with today’s Groupon: for $2,999, you get a complete Invisalign treatment from Dr. Steve London in Boca Raton (a $6,000 value).
Dr. Steve London and his troupe of teeth technicians straighten crooked chompers using a combination of highly advanced, 3-D computer graphics, and the spells of old-fashioned orthodontia. The Invisalign process eschews cumbersome braces for clear, removable aligners that are virtually invisible to the unclothed eye. An initial exam, including x-rays, photos, and impressions of the mouth terrain, paves the way for a flurry of calibrated teeth sheaths that are designed to slowly shift their walnut crackers into perfect alignment. View some Invisalign FAQs here.
Depending on the client’s teeth, as few as 12 or as many as 48 separate aligners will need to be worn during a period of 6–15 months before the straightening effect finally self-actuates in a sudden burst of pink smoke and slobber. The value of this Groupon covers all necessary return visits, which can range anywhere between five and 18 trips. Aligners are only removed when eating, brushing, flossing, or modeling a finely clenched jaw.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
London Dental Group
Named Top Dentist by the Consumers' Research Council of America in 2012 and a four-time winner of the Best of Boca for dentist's offices, The London Dental Group employs years of experience and skills acquired during continuing-education courses to deliver the most advanced and comprehensive dental care. Using a combination of highly advanced, 3-D computer graphics and the spells of old-fashioned orthodontia, they improve the appearance and position of teeth during the Invisalign process as one of Invisalign's Elite Preferred Providers, install porcelain veneers, and perform other complicated procedures. At a recent Invisalign bi-annual conference, two of The London Dental Group's cases were selected among the top 50 cases in North America for best outcomes. This skillfulness has led to patients coming from around the world (including Europe and Hong Kong) for treatment. They also screen for oral cancer, de-sensitize sensitive teeth, re-contour gum tissue for aesthetic purposes, and remind clients to avoid making their own fillings out of melted-down championship wrestling belts.