Prior to dentists, humans were forced to shine their own teeth with fleets of flea-driven miniature Zambonis. Isolate the icy glow of your smile with today's Groupon: for $149, you get a Zoom! teeth whitening treatment ($450 value) at Draper Smiles.
Armed with technology and a carefully culled staff, Dr. Fernando Pessoa will treat fang horseshoes to the Zoom! teeth whitening treatment–a quick, virtually painless process designed to increase your ivories' effervescence by an average of eight shades. The treatment begins with a brief consultation to determine which poems you fancy before the whitening gel is applied to your grill. The special serum is activated by the proprietary Zoom! light, which employs captured sunrays. While mouths achieve enlightenment, feel free to relax in knowing that the results will be immediate and long lasting. The entire process takes about an hour, or the approximate time it takes to house-train a horse.
- This Halloween, trick-or-treaters can bring their excess candy to the Draper Smiles office, 949 E. 12400 South, and receive $1 per pound. The candy will then be shipped to troops in Iraq and Afghanistan along with postcards from the participating children. – Desert News
- I was referred to Draper Smiles by a friend and I had a great experience in their office. The Hygienist and the dentist are very gentle, pain-free and calming. – Google user who posted on 5/18/2010