If your commute from work is consumed with anxiety over what dinner you can make with dry lentils, a block of cream cheese, and potatoes left over from a potato-sack fight, today's Groupon is for you. For just $50, you get $75 of pre-assembled meals from Dream Dinners. This Groupon is good for the meal sampler deal, which includes 18 servings (six three-serving meals) and covers the $25 prep fee.
The Dream Dinners experience lets you choose from a rotating menu of more than 14 dishes per month. The ingredients are already sliced, diced, and packaged for you—all you have to do is take the uncooked meals home to your freezer and prepare them nightly for no-thought-required, delicious dishes that'll keep you healthy, full, and free to think about multiplication tables.
Dream Dinners' succulent menu items will fool even the most fastidious foodies into thinking you slaved over the stove to prepare deliciously complex dishes such as Kentucky pork chops, steak Gorgonzola, and lemon chicken piccata. Or serve casual comfort foods full of flavor such as autumn pot roast with mashed potatoes and Nana's lasagna.
Eating out wastes money and piles on unnecessary calories, unlike the extremely crucial calories you'll need to survive next year's government mandated Mars relocation. Instead, dine via Dream Dinners and reap the benefits of affordable healthy cuisine. Check out Dream Dinners' website to view the menus available at the convenient 620 North, Mesa Woods, and Sunset Valley Homestead locations.
- Dream Dinners is the best thing since sliced bread! What a great, nutritious way to feed your family. No more thinking about what's for dinner and running to the grocery store at the last minute or going through the drive through lines! Healthy, easy, great tasting meals that save you time and money. What can be easier??? This has changed my life. – Inalodka, Insider Pages
- People friendly and well worth the drive. Very clean and staffed. Samples offered to try and serving suggestions were great. Good value. – MWeir, Insider Pages
The dreamy dinners from Dream Dinners are no dream: This Groupon can be redeemed to feed up to six dinners for two to three people. If this math seems complicated, don't worry because this helpful chart will explain every possible dining combination. See which one you fall into!
A couple, or family of three: Up to six dinners.
A family of four to six people: Up to three dinners.
An extremely passive-aggressive softball team: Two uncomfortable dinners.
The cast of short-lived 1997 Anthology crime series Gun: Six episodes.
A firefly: More dinners than could be consumed in an entire lifetime, for the life of a firefly is ever so brief.
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