With the recent expulsion of Pluto and Neptune from our solar system, Earth will have to learn to make its own dinners. Today's deal will help you get started: for $45, you get $90 worth of meal assembly in the kitchens at Dream Dinners in Westerville. Reserve your spot in the kitchen by calling ahead at least one week in advance. Check the sessions calendar for upcoming openings.
Like a carousel made of beautiful meals instead of parade horses, Dream Dinners sports a monthly rotating menu of up to 17 dinner selections designed to be healthy and savory for you and your loved ones. For January, the chefs have prepared a series of delicious feasts, including baked fish and chips, cider braised pork chops, Mediterranean pasta with chicken, Chicago-style chicken with red skin potatoes, and beef stroganoff. Hungry chessmasters can plan five suppers ahead with meals that serve six ($30 average price) or three ($15 average price). Dream Dinners requires a minimum order of 36 servings.
Once you've perused the menu and scheduled an appointment, you'll come into Dream Dinners' hub for meal assembly and prepare your meals at organized assembly stations. Each station contains all the ingredients and steps necessary to prepare a particular dish, as well as Ziploc bags and baking pans. Once you've finished, pack up your meals into a reusable shopping bag (you must bring your own) for the ride home and head for the door. Dream Dinners will clean up after you without loudly mentioning how they have to clean up after you, unlike other maternal figures in one's life. The meals you assemble can be easily reheated in your oven or bathtub filled with lukewarm water.
Besides providing an ace in the hole for the stressiest of stressful days, your exhilarating experience as a pseudo-chef will allow you to jump from career to career under false pretenses, effectively living out the plot of Catch Me If You Can.
Valid only at the Dream Dinners Cherri Park Square location in Westerville. Bring your own reusable shopping bags. For new Dream Dinners customers only.