What You'll Get
If your commute home is consumed with anxiety over what dinner you can make with dry lentils, a block of cream cheese, and potatoes left over from last week’s potato fight, today's Groupon is for you. For $50, you get $75 worth of pre-assembled meals from Dream Dinners. This Groupon is good for the meal sampler deal, which includes 18 servings (six meals of three servings each) and covers the $25 prep fee.
The Dream Dinners experience lets you choose from a rotating menu of more than 14 dishes per month. The ingredients are already sliced, diced, and packaged for you—all you have to do is take the uncooked meals home to your freezer and prepare them nightly for no-thought-required, delicious dishes that'll keep you healthy, full, and free to think about the multiplication tables and their deep, spiritual significance in your life.
Dream Dinners' succulent menu items will fool even the most fastidious foodies into thinking you slaved over the stove to prepare deliciously complex dishes, such as Kentucky pork chops, steak Gorgonzola, and lemon chicken piccata, or serve casual comfort foods full of flavor, such as autumn pot roast with mashed potatoes and Nana's lasagna.
Eating out can waste money and pile on unnecessary calories, as opposed to piling on the extremely crucial calories you'll need to survive next year's government-mandated Mars relocation; instead, dine via Dream Dinners and reap the benefits of affordable healthy cuisine. Check out Dream Dinners' website to view the menus available at the convenient Colmar and West Chester locations.
- And social research indicates that the concept's time has come, especially for families concerned about children's health and well-being: As children grow older, they eat fewer and fewer meals at home with family - although kids who eat with family have healthier diets. – Spirit
Rejected Developmental Dishes
In order to stay on the cutting edge of gourmet trends, Dream Dinners considers any and all new exciting culinary possibilities. Many experiments, however, don’t make the cut. Here are some entrees recently rejected from its laboratory kitchen:
- Orange Soda Chicken
- Uncle David’s Divorce-Chili-for-One
- Gym-Bag-Poached Halibut
- Baked Potato Chock-Full-of-Rubies
- Bagel cats
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 2, 2010. Amount paid never expires. New customers only. 1 per person. Must place order at least 24 hrs. ahead. 24 hr. cancellation policy. Valid for meal sampler only. Valid only at West Chester and Colmar locations. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.