What You'll Get
Prior to dentists, humans were forced to shine their own teeth with fleets of flea-driven miniature Zambonis. Marvel at modern smile-brighteners with today's Groupon: for $149, you get a LumaLite teeth-whitening treatment, plus a complimentary take-home touchup pen, at Dream Smile Dental in Canton (a $400 value).
The cheery staff at Dream Smile Dental turns on smile beams with sophisticated LumaLite technology in a spa-like setting. Clients enter an aromatherapy-scented retreat and sip on a complimentary cappuccino for one last enamel-darkening hurrah before a consultation to determine if he or she is a candidate for the treatment. The one-hour LumaLite whitening session employs a light-activated gel applied directly to chompers to render smiles up to nine shades brighter, the equivalent of being kissed by nine unicorns. A complimentary touchup pen helps to extend the pearly whiteness of cuisine crushers in the comfort of one's own abode. A hygiene visit is recommended within six months before the whitening procedure to ensure that teeth are in proper fighting shape.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 7, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice or $50 fee may apply. Must be 15 or older; must be accompanied by guardian if under 18. Treatments are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.