What You'll Get
Only the most deserving species receive teeth, which explains the bare-mouthed lives of the morally dubious duck and hard-drinking turtle. Celebrate the moral evolution from our aquatic ancestors with today's Groupon: for $35, new clients get a complete dental examination, cleaning, and x-ray at Dreamwork Dental Care, a $75 value. An appointment is required at their San Gabriel office.
Dreamwork's couch-studded office may look ordinary and comfy at first glance, but it is actually so far advanced into the realms of spic and span that it verges on alien. The dental equipment uses filtered water, ensuring that you'll experience not just a hygienic environment but that you'll be able to rinse and spit with class. Doctor Dreamwork himself, Steven Lee, will gently peer deep into your mouth for signs of trouble, take pictures of your teeth for the office yearbook, and address any concerns, pains, or existential ennui before degunking your charming chompers of caked-on spinach and bird nests.
A cleaning, exam, and x-ray packs more of a healthful wallop than a bucket of free-range, grass-fed mung-bean sprouts, especially if your idea of a daily brushing is a mouthful of sand and a hot hose of water from a Super Soaker. Declare today permanent, blinding smile day.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 24, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may purchase 2 additional as gifts. New clients only. By appointment only. 24 hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeit. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.