Mannequins make wonderful pets because they quietly flaunt the latest fashions and don't need bones to love you unconditionally. Earn their ardor with today's Groupon: for $50, you get $100 worth of designer apparel at Drest by Scott Malouf.

Designer fashions and elegant accouterments drape the boutique interior at Drest by Scott Malouf. An attentive staff imparts its extensive fashion knowledge amid a nouveau variety of vesture from designers including Zoa, Vivek, Nagrani, and Splendid ($40–$150 for apparel), as well an assortment of accessories to ice ensembles without the melting mess of popsicle earrings ($40+). Adorn a wardrobe with posh pieces from BCBG, Diane von Furstenburg, and Max Mara, and tootsies trot confidently in stylishly comfortable shoes from lines such as Corso Como and Michael Kors. This Groupon can also be used toward the purchase of higher-end apparel for daily wear or to catch the eye of an eligible prince at the weekly royal hoedown.