What You'll Get
In order to become successful stock-car drivers, participants must exhibit an unsatisfied need for speed and the stubborn refusal to stop and ask for directions. Fine-tune your tire-burning abilities with today's Groupon: for $239, you get to drive 12 laps around the track from Drivetech at the Chicagoland Speedway in Joliet (up to a $499 value). Classes are currently scheduled on June 24, 25, and 26, August 19, 20, and 21, and October 1 and 2. Drivetech regularly adds dates, so be sure to check the schedule.
Drivetech's pro drivers use unmatchable speed and stock-car authenticity to guarantee a healthy flood of adrenaline in every driver and passenger they take around the track. Once Drivetech's expert instructors fill latent speed demons in on safety procedures, steering techniques, and rubber-burning incantations, drivers are free to indulge in a 12-lap blast around West Allis's speedway. Though the experience is as safe as nose-diving into a ball pit full of Tickle Me Elmos, you'll feel like stakes are high as Drivetech's four-wheeled metal rockets hurtle you around the asphalt.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Oct 2, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must sign waiver. Maximum Height 6'6". Maximum Waist Measurement 52 inches. Must be 18 or older. Must have valid drivers license. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.