What You'll Get
In order to become successful stock-car drivers, participants must exhibit an unsatisfied need for speed and the stubborn refusal to stop and ask for directions. Fine-tune your tire-burning abilities with today's Groupon; for $199, you get to drive 12 laps around the track (up to a $399 value) from Drivetech at The Milwaukee Mile in West Allis. Classes are currently scheduled on June 4 and 5, as well as September 10 and 11. Drivetech regularly adds dates, so be sure to check the schedule.
Drivetech's pro drivers use unmatchable speed and stock-car authenticity to guarantee a healthy flood of adrenaline in every driver and passenger they take around the track. Once Drivetech's expert instructors fill latent speed demons in on safety procedures, steering techniques, and rubber-burning incantations, drivers are free to indulge in a 12-lap blast around the Milwaukee Mile speedway. This opportunity gives racecar fanatics and thrill-seeking maniacs the chance to feel the g-force of a stock car as it shoots down straightaways and rounds corners at ridiculous speeds. Though the experience is as safe as nose-diving into a ball pit full of Tickle Me Elmos, you'll feel like stakes are high as Drivetech's four-wheeled metal rockets hurtle you around the asphalt.
Though Drivetech sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 13, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Must be 18 or older. Must have valid driver's license. 6'6" height max. 52" waist max. Must sign waiver. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.