Clothes can say a lot about a person: a little black dress bespeaks elegance, while shorts and a T-shirt imply that the defendant is not taking this murder charge very seriously. Keep your reputation spotless with today's Groupon to Dry Clean Club. Choose between two options:
- For $12, you get dry cleaning for five pairs of pants (a $4 value each) and five shirts (a $4 value each; a $40 total value).
- For $225, you get one bridal-gown preservation-and-restoration service (up to a $500 value).
The soap-free specialists at Dry Clean Club employ green cleaning practices on the more than 30,000 items that pass through their 8,000-square-foot dry-cleaning facility each month. The patented GreenEarth process gussies up garments with a gentle, nontoxic touch to extend life expectancies, regardless of their weekend lifestyles. Dry Clean Club's friendly cleaning brigade swoops down on Orange County doorsteps twice a week to rescue sullied shirts and pants from the woes of wrinkles and wine stains. The prompt turnaround ensures that textiles migrate back to closets with an eco-cleanliness worthy of its own Earth Day drum circle.
Those looking to preserve one of life's ceremonial milestones may entrust Dry Clean Club with a bridal gown for historic safekeeping. During the process, clothing curators clean delicate frocks with solvents that preserve the dress and the way he looked at you upon realizing your shared love for canned fish. Once dried, gowns grace themselves into boxes and are sealed away without memories of the best-man speech delivered by an overserved hotel concierge.