Some washing machines rotate at the inverse velocity of time, creating tiny wormholes just large enough to transport a single sock into another dimension. Keep garments clean and in this universe with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of dry-cleaning and laundry services at The Dry Clean Spot. Today's deal is valid at the Brentwood or Manchester locations.
The Dry Clean Spot's team of deft dud scrubbers simultaneously eliminates stains and carbon footprints by applying environmentally friendly cleaning solutions with expert care. General stain lifting ($2.75 per garment) relieves fibers of stubborn blemishes that refuse to leave or pay rent. Laundered shirts ($1.50 each) outfit scores of sanitized office workers as unsullied formal dresses ($12 each) outfit scores of out-of-work fashion models. Specialty spot removal helps keep memorable keepsakes clean, whether it be a wedding dress ($150) or a comforter ($17; $20 for down) that once sheltered childhood couch forts.