Dry cleaning, much like crafting a dry martini, is a simple variation on an old process that gets immensely more complicated when performed upside-down in an underwater shark cage. Erase the evidence of easy tasks gone awry with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get $60 worth of dry-cleaning delivery service from Dry Cleaning Butler. This Groupon is valid for a $30 credit during each of two consecutive months.
Family owned and operated out of a laundry lair, Dry Cleaning Butler serves as one of the Boise area’s only pick-up and next-day delivery dry-cleaning services, protecting fashionable denizens with a vigilant eye for crimes against fabric. Each patron on their patrol list is assigned a day of the week for pick-up and alerts Dry Cleaning Butler by hanging any stained, wrinkled, mussed, or mustarded clothing items in a personalized purple laundry bag on the front door the night before. Early in the morning, each bag is quietly collected, the items within are cleaned with care, and returned to their rightful owners by the next day.
De-stress dress shirts ($2.05) with a dry cleanse, followed by a touch-up of any light wear by hand, including proactive damaged button replacement, at no extra charge. Get the grass stains out of your slacks from a weekend round of tackle golf ($5.65), or remove red-wine residue from a cocktail dress after a long week of stomping grapes at the office (starting at $9.90).
There is no additional charge for pick-up or delivery and no monthly contracts or minimums, though the service is designed for people who generally use dry cleaning once a month or more and spend roughly $35. Whether a suit is made of tweed or medieval armor, there are no surcharges for special fabrics and all services are 100% guaranteed.