What You'll Get
It takes about 15 muscles to smile, 50 to frown, and 148 to save a curbside couch from life in a landfill. Soothe sympathetic sinews with today’s Groupon to D’s Therapeutic Massage & Spa at New Image Salon & Spa. Choose between the following options:
- For $25, you get one 55-minute Swedish massage (a $50 value).
- For $45, you get two 55-minute Swedish massages (a $100 value).<p>
Deana Briggs, licensed massage therapist and owner of D’s Therapeutic Massage & Spa, kicks persistent aches and pains curbside with 55-minute full-body Swedish massages. Specializing in the treatment of fibromyalgia, Deana soothes rancorous muscles with the Swedish modality’s quartet of long, flowing strokes that, when studied in super-slow motion, invisibly write out the world’s greatest meatball recipe. Customizing each treatment to a client’s needs, the skilled people pamperer delivers smooth, gliding strokes to ease overworked muscles and promote relaxation. An effective treatment for stress reduction and the improvement of blood circulation, Swedish massage also relieves anxiety, depression, and trauma resulting from having a quarter painfully extracted from an ear by a street magician.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 29, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.