What You'll Get
Without massages, backs twist into ungainly knots useful only for taunting sailors and validating condescending remarks to pretzels. Maintain linearity with today's Groupon: for $29, you get a one-hour massage at DSI Massage downtown (up to a $60 value).
Registered massage therapist Adam Bodman, DSI Massage's talented spine savant, grants relief from throbbing shoulders, stiff necks, and crinkly vertebrae. After removing any obstructive bindles from their backs, clients can relax and deliberate between a Swedish massage, myofascial release, prenatal massage, active release therapy, or passive isometric relaxation techniques.
Each massage utilizes different techniques. Swedish massage, a light- to medium-pressured technique, is the most popular type of knead. It uses long, connective strokes and kneading to improve blood flow, stimulate the lymphatic system, relieve physical tension, and melt stress into a puddle of biodegradable papier-mâché. DSI Massage also caters to the unique musculature afflictions of women. The myofascial massage, for instance, uses gentle, sustained pressure that can help relieve health problems such as menstrual or pelvic pain, and the prenatal massage relieves the stress of fetal guardianship and stroller relay-race training.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 23, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. By appointment only. 24hr cancellation notice required. If under 18, must have parental consent. Valid only with Adam Bodman. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.