Dirty clothes are traditionally worn only by grungy rock stars, mystical imaginary vagabonds, and royals pretending to be "regular people" for the purpose of understanding life outside castle walls. If you don't fit into one of these categories, pick up today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of dry cleaning at Dublin Cleaners or New Albany Cleaners. This Groupon is only valid for the pick-up and delivery option. Customers must sign up for an account online to schedule dry cleaning.

With several locations and more than 60 expert pressers at work, Dublin Cleaners and its extension in New Albany are able to offer professional dry cleaning services that keep clients dandily bedecked throughout the Columbus area. Customers can rectify soiled situations by drily laundering trousers ($7.14), ties ($4.02), and jackets ($10.01). Regular shirts can be reunited with their unsoiled brethren for $2.74, and golf shirts cost $4.40 and coats will pocket $13.48 before agreeing to come clean. Pricing varies slightly for certain garments; view Dublin’s price list here and New Albany’s here. Before you make plans to dirty your duds, check the delivery routes for both the Dublin and New Albany locations to ensure that the semi-weekly routes can reach your personal dwelling space, hut, or dank cave system.

Dublin Cleaners is a certified member of Leading Cleaners Internationale, a respected authority on cutting-edge fabric-care service information. The value of this Groupon can be spread out over multiple uses, offering customers multiple opportunities to avoid the headache of trying to dry clean their own clothing by viciously scraping it against blocks of dry ice.

Reviews

Although New Albany Cleaners has few reviews, nine Insider Pagers and three Yahoo! Locals give Dublin Cleaners four-star averages.

• After the bridal salon referred Dublin Cleaners to handle my daughter's dress, we were thrilled with the results. We figured that we'd bring in a few suits the next week. They came back looking incredible. The pressing was expert. – Jason R., Insider Pages
• Better than all the rest: I love the free delivery! I just throw the bag on my front porch, and three days later the clothes are on a hook on my front door. They auto bill my credit card and even e-mail me a receipt! – hank43jones, Yahoo! Local