What You'll Get
Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Trip not over tiny trenches with today's Groupon: for $70, you get a dryer-duct cleaning from DuctMedic, valid within 10 miles of the Omaha metro area (up to a $169.99 value). Additional charges apply for services to vents above the first floor.
DuctMedic nationally certifies its technicians with 10 months of intensive training before releasing them into the world to cleanse dingy ducts and extract lint from clogged dryer conduits. Over time, un-purged vents gradually fill with flammable lint, which restricts airflow and can cause the machine's motor to overheat, a common cause of household fires and the destruction of countless love notes from the washing machine. DuctMedic's experienced fluff-mining crew draws out the dangerous buildup during a two-hour dryer-duct cleaning enhanced with video-assisted equipment to guarantee every stray cotton ball is extracted. With unobstructed ventilation, machines will run more efficiently and reduce levels of dust, pollutants, and humidity in household air. Annual or semi-annual vent excavations can also help to preserve clothing by directing heated breezes and the vengeful ghosts of missing socks away from delicate fabrics.
Though DuctMedic sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still represents the best value.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Apr 21, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Additional charge for vents above the first floor. Valid only within 10mi of the Omaha metro area. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.