Until mankind first stepped outside in 1934, nature was thought to be a fanciful myth, like yogourt or the clutch hitter. Spend a few hours frolicking through the fresh air of truth with today's Groupon: for $40, you get a campsite rental for two consecutive nights for two adults and their dependent children, plus a $10 voucher to The Stone Horse Cafe at Dunromin in Granville Ferry (up to a $91 value).

Dunromin welcomes visitors to its waterfront campground, which is set on a verdant spot that was once home to the Micmac tribe and some of the first European settlers. Guests pitch tents and inflate igloos for a stay of two consecutive nights at a choice of campsites, which come with a variety of electrical, water, and sewage hookup options. The $10 restaurant voucher lets guests grab a warm meal at The Stone Horse Cafe, such as the soup and half-sandwich combo ($5.50) or rotating specials that include salivation inducers such as seafood chowder and scallop linguine. Check the latest sasquatch-watch reports with free WiFi, take advantage of new facilities such as family washrooms and a laundromat, take a dip in the swimming pool, or challenge passing moose to a game of Frisbee golf. Any residual wanderlust can be sated by the numerous surrounding attractions. Pets are welcome, provided they mind campsite manners and stow their smart phones.