What You'll Get
Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties erupts into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Avoid tripping over tiny trenches with today's Groupon to Duplessis Works. Choose between the following options:
• For $98, you get pressure-washing services for a 1-story home (a $225 value).
• For $120, you get pressure-washing services for a 1.5- to 2-story home (a $275 value).
The cleaners at Duplessis Works spray commercial and residential buildings with pressurized water blasters to rid them of mold, mildew, and algae. During the service, a mighty 3000 psi washer bathes houses in 220-degree water, banishing such stains as oil and rust that, like magician's assistants with abusive bosses, have become too stubborn to just disappear without a fight. The procedure not only improves a home's appearance but also increases the lifespan of a house's paint, siding, and roof. With this Groupon, pressure washers bombard grime on houses of up to 2,000 square feet.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 28, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per household, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Valid only for 2 floors or less. Not valid for interior windows. Valid only within 30mi of Baton Rouge. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Duplessis Works
From routine repairs to sprawling overhauls, Duplessis Works’ affable contractors do it all, bringing a customer-satisfaction-centric philosophy to the comprehensive roster of home-improvement services. Flooring and landscaping ministrations forge elegant indoor and outdoor footpaths, and crack carpentry and fencing services fortify homesteads with pristine parapets designed to thwart pole-vaulting door-to-door salesmen. Cleaners armed with powerful pressure washers jettison grunge from interior and exterior walls, which may then be sheathed in vivid curtains of paint or refurbished with sturdy sheets of drywall. Along with upping each abode’s property value, Duplessis’s staff can also draw attention away from the unsightly FBI surveillance vans parked in its clients’ driveways.