What You'll Get
Before shoes were invented, early humans caked their feet in mud to protect their soles and heels, which would have otherwise suffered from Pleistocene megacalluses. Hone your ancient instincts for stylish footwear with today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of shoes and accessories at Durand's Fine Footwear, located downtown. Shelves at this shoe-chic boutique are stocked with on-trend, designer footwear—lines such as Kenneth Cole, Fluevog, and Cole Haan draw discerning eyes leather-ward. Nab a pair of heeled boots ($60–$650) or snag a new bag ($40–$500) to dangle off the arm of a stylish snowman. This Groupon may be used on sale items, ensuring that "No shoes, no shirt, no service" won't be a constant refrain much longer.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 28, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid for sale items. Tax not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.