If left to its own devices, a house will forswear bathing, fill its interior with half-chewed Doritos, and refuse to clean up after its dust bunnies. Show your home who's boss with today’s Groupon to Dutch Touch Cleaning Agency, valid within 20 miles of the 92653 area code. Choose between the following options:
- For $59, you get two hours of housecleaning with two professional cleaners (a $120 value).
- For $89, you get three hours of housecleaning with two professional cleaners (a $180 value).
Groupon customers will also receive 25% off of a second cleaning within one month.
Dutch Touch Cleaning Agency owner Mary VanDyken has been de-gunking domiciles since 1986, flanked by a cadre of housekeepers that is currently numbered at 21. Teams of two cleaners pop in with their own supplies during the two or three hours of house cleaning, and are flexible enough to honor nearly any special requests, including cleaning the bathtub using only their elbows. While one dirt extinguisher polishes toilet bases and showers, the other scrubs refrigerators and stoves to a new-penny shine. Baseboards and mirrors get complexion-illuminating scrubs, and ceiling fans and blinds taunt the grime that once held them captive. Crew members can also purge cabinets and floors. Before leaving, conscientious cleaning pairs empty trash cans, change linens, and buff away fingerprints from doorknobs to prevent judgmental dachshunds from knowing they were ever there. Customers are advised to schedule an appointment at least two weeks in advance.