What You'll Get
Massages are a necessary distraction from today's body-battering world of monster mashes and eventual spontaneous combustion. Release some internal steam with today's Groupon: for $32, you get a 60-minute massage (up to a $75 value) at D'vine Touch Massage.
D'vine Touch's licensed staff of muscle-molders eases muscle tension with a barrage of tranquilizing techniques. Relieve headaches and anxiety with a traditional Swedish massage ($65), or dive to deeper dermal depths with a deep-tissue massage ($75), which snuffs out aches and subcutaneous scuffles between warring tendon factions. D'vine Touch's knead-centered services aide in deeper breathing, increase immune system function, and help clear the mind of stress and inconsequential laws of nature.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 31, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. By appointment only. No cash back. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.