Carpets, like dogs, often hide under the dining-room table and let out audible whimpers when threatened with bath time. Make your carpets howl like the beasts they are with today's Groupon: for $59, you get carpet cleaning in four rooms from Dynamic Carpet Care (a $120 value).

Each of Dynamic's well-trained technicians has been a member of this family-owned company for two or more years. The company's low staff turnover, insured status, and commitment to customer service make them as reliable as a team of problem-solving sitcom dads. Their high-pressure steam-cleaning system harnesses the dirt-shaming powers of trash-talking cumulus clouds, and delves deep into carpets' buried-grime reserves. Professional cleaning can remove the dust, dirt, mold, and allergens that vacuums cannot, preserving your home's precarious peanut-butter-and-jelly ecosystem. After choosing which four rooms you love the best, call ahead to schedule an appointment.