"Get in shape" hovers near the top of many New Year's resolution lists, right next to "deal with raccoon infestation" and "figure out how raccoons get trapped in the TV." Stop watching so many TV shows starring raccoons with this Groupon.
$99 for a Four-Week Medically Supervised Weight-Loss Program ($280 Value)
- Bloodwork, EKG, and exam with body-composition analysis performed by nurse practitioner
- Four vitamin-B12 shots
- Appetite suppressants
- Recommended meal plan and weight-loss manual
- Weekly counseling sessions
Magnolia Medical Center
Magnolia Medical Center houses a team including a chiropractor, nurse practitioners, and clinical staff to address problems associated with overall health. Practitioners are also available to combat excess inches by constructing diet and exercise plans supplemented by natural and prescriptive therapies that act as appetite suppressants. One-on-one counseling helps provide encouragement and uncover the root cause of ailments, which often stem from lifestyle habits, negative reactions to particular foods, or rigorous training regimens for the dumpster-diving portion of the decathlon. Magnolia Medical Center also offers a host of other services, including hormone testing, chronic knee and joint pain relief, and chiropractic services.