If the shortest distance between two points is a straight line, then disheveled hair provides the least efficient route for climbing monkeys to reach the bananas in your fruit hat. Today's Groupon tames tresses for easy scaling: for $149, you get a Brazilian blowout (up to a $300 value) at E. Geovanni Salon, located on Via Dellagio Way.

A lively environment adorned with bubblegum pink is bolstered by E. Geovanni's friendly and professional stylists, whose brains are bubbling over with knowledge of the latest hair-handling techniques. The Brazilian blowout treatment defuses coiffures before they explode into poufs of frizz using a health-boosting nutrient complex and proprietary polymer system. The buttery, protein-rich formula bonds to noggin noodles, subsequently smoothing delicate cuticles and forming a shield between strands and falling meatballs. E. Geovanni's trained hair humanitarians comb the nourishing solution through follicles from root to tip before blow-drying and flat ironing. At the end of 90 minutes, mop tops emerge silky and shiny, elegantly draping their owner's face instead of reaching for ceiling fans and frisbees. Results last up to 12 weeks.

At E. Geovanni, highly trained salon superstars work one-on-one with each client, ensuring optimal pulchritudinous enhancement. E. Geovanni refines and charms with up-to-date beauty products and glamour technology, resulting in a healthy looking head—which often translates into a youthful strut and a plethora of compliments from friends, strangers, and the insides of hats.