French is the language of love, English is the language of commerce, and Klingon is the language of disappointed blind dates. Learn star-spanning truths with today’s Groupon to eStudent.ca. Choose between the following options:

• For $29, you get an Étudiant comprehensive French grammar CD-ROM (a $100 value).
• For $29, you get an Estudiante comprehensive Spanish grammar CD-ROM (a $100 value).<p>

Though CD-ROMs are available for both PC and Mac OS X operating systems, they are not compatible with Mac OS X Lion. Today’s deal does not include shipping or tax, and a $10 flat-rate fee, including shipping and HST, must be paid upon redemption.

Designed to meet the needs of linguists from elementary school through university levels, eStudent.ca’s comprehensive CD-ROMs—in use at more than 1,200 schools—contain 3,000 practice exercises and the equivalent of “50 grammar books together,” according to program creator and high-school language teacher Kathryn DaSilva in an interview with the Times Colonist. Étudiant and Estudiante come loaded with 20,000 electronic pages of concise French or Spanish grammatical fundamentals, teaching communication essentials such as how to form a negative expression, when and why which verb tenses are used, and when to substitute a picture for a thousand words. The software conjugates more than 3,000 verbs, and idiomatic and special expressions morph into elucidated figures of speech.