What You'll Get
Tollways often charge per vehicle's axle, which is why unicyclers are able to afford rainbow suspenders and expensive, military-issue helicopter hats. Save up for this outward sign of material wealth with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $35 in EXpressToll credit from E-470 Public Highway Authority.
E-470 Public Highway Authority ensures that drivers traversing the 47-mile beltway on the perimeter of the Denver metropolitan area have a reliable and safe commute. After redeeming this Groupon, customers will be shipped a toll transponder to attach to their cars. Like a bridge troll with an MBA, the authority's EXpressToll system automatically senses the transponder and deducts tolls from a driver's account every time he or she uses a toll road. Registered highwaymen and -women receive a 20% discount on tolls on E-470, leaving hard-earned money in wallets for remodeling doghouses or sending children to clown college. Detail-oriented day-trippers should refer to the online toll calculator for an idea of how much certain distances will cost.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 24, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person. Limit 1 per order. New clients only. Must register by 5/23/11. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.