Making a good sandwich, like removing a child’s head from between stair balusters, requires delicate handling and a lot of mayonnaise. Marvel at skilled condiment usage with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of sandwiches, salads, and drinks at Earl's Gourmet Grub.

Earl's accomplished sandwichsmiths craft creative delicacies by drawing upon a plentiful palette of homemade ingredients. The menu’s multifarious offerings put an exciting spin on many time-tested classics, similar to a Muppet adaptation of Oedipus Rex. The Pig & Fig ($9) unites savory prosciutto, blue cheese, fig hash, and arugula, while the Who Dat po boy ($9) cloaks a fresh baguette in resplendent layers of snow crab, parsley butter, and Cajun aioli. Prepare for high-powered, unsanctioned potato sack races after downing Earl's hearty anti meridiem fodder, which includes the Popeye ($6), a wholesome assemblage of fried egg, spinach, and Cajun aioli roosting warmly on a brioche roll. The new Earl burger boasts a beef patty or portobello mushroom topped with lettuce, red onion, and Earl's sauce, while the red fang bison burger slips the same toppings on meat from a different beast. Release satisfied sighs directly into the wild from the sprawling patio, or bask in the restaurant's scintillating digs beneath a watchful multitude of specialty potato chips.