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What You'll Get
Your body is a temple, and it sometimes needs a good dusting of the ductwork to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with today's Groupon: for $125, you get the Weekend Warrior juice cleanse from Earthly Juices (a $250 value). Additional charges may apply for delivery outside of Orange County. Juices are delivered on Monday, Wednesday, or Friday evenings.
Jennifer Houst and Ellie Lara pack wholesome, organic ingredients into their handmade juices, then deliver them to clients' doors in mason jars for detoxifying juice fasts. The Weekend Warrior cleanse, which lasts up to three days, caters to fasting newbies with a 10-quart supply of four curative juices, made up of 4 quarts of proteins, 2 quarts of detox teas, and 2 quarts each of green and red juices. Herbs in the Earthly Infusion detox tea exorcise the body's stores of bad mojo, and the Earthly Protein Blast blends Navitas Naturals super foods with hand-pressed nuts and seed milks. Like a recently spurned iguana, the Earthly Anti-Inflammatory juice is green and somewhat bitter, but its alkaline components combat bacteria and bothersome internal swelling. Finally, the vitamin-rich Earthly Rainbow mix imparts all of the benefits of eating veggies without negotiating with territorial rabbits. Earthly Juices recommends drinking 8 ounces of juice every two–three hours of the cleanse, and juice-drinkers with dietary restrictions or ideas for a more focused fast can inquire about customizing their brews.
Earthly Juices pairs each customer with a personal detox counselor who answers questions, offers support, and imitates the soothing burbles of a slow-flowing river over the phone. Provided ice packs and a tote bag make for portable libations and are reclaimed along with the mason jars at the fast's conclusion. Satiate a thirst for additional knowledge by perusing some of Earthly Juices' frequently asked questions.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 9, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per order. Extra fee for delivery outside of Orange County. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Earthly Juices
Earthly Juices supports and nurtures health with fresh organic juices, living fare, and detox programs—using many ingredients grown in its own sustainable quarter-acre garden. The juice gurus cold-press fresh nuts, fruits, and vegetables that match the season into juices, smoothies, and cold-brew teas teeming with probiotic cultures. Earthly Juices composts all leftover pulp and serves each of its elixirs in Ball mason jars for $1 per jar, though patrons can bring their own jars or mammoth skulls to avoid the fee.
Patrons can purge environmental toxins or old love-letter residue during comprehensive cleanses, each customized for the individual’s allergies and personal goals and ranging in duration from one weekend to an entire month. Empathic detox counselors remain on-call via Skype, phone, and in person for the duration of each cleanse to troubleshoot as well as fortify minds with motivation. In addition to its culinary and detox endeavors, Earthly Juices supports whole-body and lifestyle health with services from home-garden design to classes on raw foods and international cooking.