Only the most deserving species receive teeth, which explains the bare-mouthed lives of the morally dubious duck and the hard-drinking turtle. Celebrate the gift of chompers with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a dental exam, cleaning, x-rays, and cosmetic consultation (a $304 value) at East Avenue Dentistry, located at the corner of East Avenue and Park Avenue.
East Avenue Dentistry's talented and experienced crew of cuspid custodians provides families and their fangs with comfortable, comprehensive care in a relaxed setting. Kick back in one of the practice's massage chairs and peep at the flat-screen television during your initial exam ($58 value), where one of their licensed tooth technicians will peer deep into your mouth for signs of trouble, take pictures of your teeth with panoramic x-rays for East Avenue Dentistry's yearbook ($85 value), and address any concerns, pains, or existential ennui before degunking your charming chewers with a cleansing ($72 value). Soon after, your doc will dish out a wide-ranging cosmetic consultation ($89 value), giving your teeth a clear picture of their potential future in infomercials.
Aside from specially designing its storefront for maximum sunlight, East Avenue Dentistry prides itself in eco-friendly practices such as low-radiation digital x-rays, proper disposal of mercury and silver fillings, a rejection of toxic developing chemicals, and a dogged refusal to admit care to Swamp Thing. Free parking surrounds the handicap-accessible office. Call ahead to make an appointment for peace of mouth at East Avenue Dentistry.
New patients only. Additional fees apply if patient has periodontal disease.
1641 East Ave.
Rochester, New York 14610Get Directions