What You'll Get
From Napoleon's great crab walk through Europe to J. Robert Oppenheimer's discovery of nuclear fission by kissing his own elbow, victory has always gone to the most flexible. Overpower enemies with today's Groupon: for $17, you get one month of unlimited yoga classes (up to a $35 value) at East Bank Yoga, located on East 8th Street, just east of the river, downtown.
Melding Iyengar, Vinyasa, and Kundalini styles, the seasoned, benevolent benders at East Bank Yoga teach students to stretch and balance brain boxes upon their skeletal tripods in a peaceful, non-profit studio. Whatever your yogic experience, flexibility level, or sleep score, these passionate teachers aim to foster a supportive community environment that gently, yet firmly, pushes aspirant yogis and yogurts along their journey towards alignment and enlightenment. Drop in at your discretion to sample a variety of classes, which include every skill level and posture, such as classics like Downward-Facing Dog, Axe-Wielding Frog, Cobra Commander, and Kneel Before Zod.
Like algebra, yoga can be difficult. Unlike algebra, yoga has many real-life applications. The increased flexibility makes it easier to fish dropped pens out from under the couch without missing a second of Mad Men. The boost in strength means you won't have to risk rekindling your relationship with Brock every time you need a bookshelf moved. And the improved mood, increased lung capacity, and reduced stress levels will help you get sick less often.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 25, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Not valid with other offers. Subject to availability. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.