If comic books have taught us anything, it's that getting zapped with mysterious rays always gives you crime-fighting abilities—in this case, superhuman good looks. Let your skin fulfill its dream of pummeling two-bit hoodlums with today's Groupon: for $99, you get three skin rejuvenation treatments at East Beach Med Spa & Laser Center in Norfolk (a $1,000 value). This deal is valid for laser-powered skin rejuvenation of the face, hands, or décolleté.

At East Beach Med Spa & Laser Center, trained technicians lasso the cosmic cosmetic powers of the UltraPlus VPL laser to safely and effectively resurface the skin. The quick, powerful system uses high-powered, adjustable rays to gently erase a wide variety of common skimperfections, such as thread veins, acne scarring, rosacea, and fine lines caused by years of wearing it to bed.

Each treatment will begin with a complimentary consultation to address your particular skin concerns and tailor the treatment to best fit your needs, whether you’re wishing for silkier texture, more even pigmentation, or less creasy creases. Afterward, skin will continue to correct itself for a period of time following the treatment, thanks to increased collagen production and lymphatic system response, leaving patients with a more youthful face and chest or an increasingly sexy handshake.